Her incompetence was on full display during her hearing! The whole country was laughing at the idea of her getting the job! We all told you not to hire her! That was 13 months ago! But NOW you’re getting “alarmed”? Great coogly moogly.

I want her and Sarah Palin to have a televised spelling bee.

Who could have predicted she was so incompetent?

They would vote for Actual Satan, cloven hooves, horns, trident and all, if he promised to outlaw abortion.

Good thing it doesn’t seem to have had that effect on you!

I feel like I’m walking right into your trap...But uh...1) This isn’t an AV Club article. 2) Aren’t you just ridiculing, too? (answer: Yes, you are.)

I mean, if you could cross a fish with a nun it might look a lot like these creatures, and the process might look a lot like The Shape of Water.

Support for Trump amongst white evangelical women has dropped 13 percent. 60 percent of them are still on board, however.

Oh my LAWD! THOSE KNEES!!!!

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Not that the situation really needs any explaining, but imagine showing up for a job interview at McDonald’s, seeming unfamiliar with the concept of hamburgers, and telling them you’re excited to put your online bartending degree to good use. Now imagining doing that at an interview to become McDonald’s CEO. Now…

Did he have to wear a cone to stop from messing with the stitches?

I agree that their familial relationship should be mentioned, but I STRONGLY DISAGREE that she is the brother of Erik Prince, because she’s not. I’m reasonably certain she’s not anybody’s brother.

The only two people who seem to be both qualified and not evil are Mattis and McMaster, and Trump wants McMaster out because McMaster doesn’t spend half his briefings telling Trump what a special little boy he is.

I’m starting to suspect that our criminal justice system might not be all its cracked up to be!

In fairness, almost anyone would be a better Secretary of Education than Devos. I could throw a dart in a crowd, and after the tetanus shot that person would make a better Secretary of Education. Hell, I’m currently more qualified than her, because I have a Master’s Degree in Education, and my first act as Secretary…

When she and Dwyane Wade both visited the Florida school where the recent mass shooting happened, Wade, unlike her, actually spent the day there and talked to a bunch of kids and related to them, and wasn’t just there for an ill-conceived photo op, and didn’t call a press conference and walk out of it because they…

I would absolutely watch a Wide World of Sports that was just Darren Rovell attempting basic motor skills.