Reagan was not a very good president.

Of course, even then Republicans like to gloss over the fact that Reagan had presided over the largest tax hike in American history at that point.

So, according to him, this is what goes on at campaign rallys... Hmmm... what’s the phrase? Oh yeah, “go fuck yourself Steve Mnuchin.”

trump has “dictator envy” . His wish is to establish himself as a “strongman” in the US, which is impossible, because it’s illegal and he’s too fucking stupid to have the first clue as to how it could be done. So he fawns over psychos like Putin & Turkey Man, Xi, etc., hoping some of their ruthlessness will rub off on…

Hayden Gillum was also T’d up for filming a basketball game in portrait mode

Come on, man. He’s 1-31. It’s definitely not not Hue.

Im intrigued by Google’s bus line that runs across Lake Erie.

In fairness, they’re now free of the horror of having an effective black quarterback. They’re now free to draft a somewhat less effective but super scrappy white dude the fanbase can pin all their hopes on until week 5 or so when they realize he sucks.

Yeah. It’s incredible that both of the following are simultaneously true:

This franchise is obsessed with the securing the sloppiest of seconds.

When I first saw it, I remember thinking that it’s basically The Maltese Falcon, except everyone is a buffoon. It’s more than that, of course, but that’s the underpinning of it.

I want him to join the parade of aging QBs who have dropped into Minnesota for one last, failed title run.

New Orleans has beignets, grilled oysters and all the live music you could ever imagine. Minnesota has lutefisk and seven months of winter.

I’m not even a Vikings fan, Drew, but if Brees ends up in Minnesota, I will also shit your pants.

Mostly because #1 is not a yes or no question!

IF you have a hotel, they will stow your luggage before check in as well.

Betteridge’s Law of Headlines

I totally agree with you. Blacks are 13% of the country, leaving 87% white. Asians are 6%, leaving 94% white. Latinos are 17%, leaving 83% white.

Seriously, go fuck yourself.