The laces were in!

I say this every time Marvin Lewis makes the news, but it’s important now that it’s eulogy time.

So ends the third era of the Cincinnati Bengals.

Different ownership though. Sam Wyche was the only coach under both Paul and Mike Brown. He was 61-55 under Paul Brown including that Super Bowl run. He went 3-13 under Mike Brown and was fired.

This is what will inevitably happen. I think people are forgetting what things were like before Marvin. I was not a huge fan of Marvin for the past few years, but I fear that anyone they hire, Hue or otherwise, will be much worse.

Bathrooms with troughs are lawless zones. The normal rules of society do not apply.

Haha, as if on-field performance matters to Mike Brown!

A few years ago some dipshit wrote new lyrics for Hallelujah that are literally about Christmas. They’re also terrible. That version is so far from the original intent it’s almost a parody. Just because a song uses the word Hallelujah doesn’t mean you can turn it into a religious song.

After reading about Henry Rowengartner’s stint with the Cubs above I thought this link might be to Julie “the Cat” Gaffney from Mighty Ducks 2.

Yeah, if you look at the moment things either disappear or reappear you can see signs of video editing. I’m sure it looked totally believable in person in real-time, but you couldn’t post it on youtube without editing because otherwise slowing it down would ruin everything.  I don’t blame him for it.

Using the goalposts at all is against the rules now. It wasn’t too long ago that everyone would dunk through the uprights. But then somebody knocked them crooked once and now it’s off-limits.

Also, Aaron Rodgers and other players/coaches very visibly stood by Crosby where in this case it seems the team threw Montgomery under the bus. Fans take cues from the team.

Seriously. I’ve lived in Illinois for 12 years. I don’t know who the fuck Mike Madigan is, but every ad for every republican makes every democrat sound like “one of Mike Madigan’s minions” as if he’s the second coming of Satan himself.

Don’t forget about the time Joey Porter and 3 of his friends saw Levi Jones at a casino and jumped him. Just teamed up and beat the shit out of him. Oh, and don’t forget the coaches too. You’ll remember OL coach Mike Munchak pulling Reggie Nelson’s hair on the sideline after a play ended...

(And he’s only asking for a Disney pass? Christ that’s so reasonable it’s sad.)

Only one option that isn’t either crispy or crunchy?  Who the hell wants a crispy or crunchy cookie?  Is this a thing?  I feel like you’re gaslighting me here.

Yeah, my LG phone does that. Being able to “turn off the notch” was one of the reasons I chose LG over Samsung. Honestly though, I leave it on. The notch is really easy to get used to. Turns out it’s not a big deal at all.

Krispy Kreme is great when they’re fresh.  A box of them at the grocery store?  Pass.

I love the placement of this asterisk. It made me seriously wonder why we were questioning the validity of Manning’s record.

Well, they already flag every tackle, so why not?