Haha, as if on-field performance matters to Mike Brown!

A few years ago some dipshit wrote new lyrics for Hallelujah that are literally about Christmas. They’re also terrible. That version is so far from the original intent it’s almost a parody. Just because a song uses the word Hallelujah doesn’t mean you can turn it into a religious song.

After reading about Henry Rowengartner’s stint with the Cubs above I thought this link might be to Julie “the Cat” Gaffney from Mighty Ducks 2.

Using the goalposts at all is against the rules now. It wasn’t too long ago that everyone would dunk through the uprights. But then somebody knocked them crooked once and now it’s off-limits.

Also, Aaron Rodgers and other players/coaches very visibly stood by Crosby where in this case it seems the team threw Montgomery under the bus. Fans take cues from the team.

Seriously. I’ve lived in Illinois for 12 years. I don’t know who the fuck Mike Madigan is, but every ad for every republican makes every democrat sound like “one of Mike Madigan’s minions” as if he’s the second coming of Satan himself.

Don’t forget about the time Joey Porter and 3 of his friends saw Levi Jones at a casino and jumped him. Just teamed up and beat the shit out of him. Oh, and don’t forget the coaches too. You’ll remember OL coach Mike Munchak pulling Reggie Nelson’s hair on the sideline after a play ended...

Only one option that isn’t either crispy or crunchy?  Who the hell wants a crispy or crunchy cookie?  Is this a thing?  I feel like you’re gaslighting me here.

Krispy Kreme is great when they’re fresh.  A box of them at the grocery store?  Pass.

I love the placement of this asterisk. It made me seriously wonder why we were questioning the validity of Manning’s record.

Well, they already flag every tackle, so why not?

He may have learned it from Marvin Lewis. I believe he considers punting on 3rd down sometimes.

In fairness, he was playing the Jets. Throwing into small windows against an NFL team might yield different results.

Sometimes. It depends on the product. In the industry I work in there’s one manufacturer that makes all of the private label product in the US. 100%.

So this is what she ate in addition to her meals, right? This isn’t enough calories to stay alive. She gets probably 75% of her daily calories from wine. This is some kind of prank?

Installing a yellow blinking light wouldn’t do much. It’s already set to turn the light red when an over height truck approaches. This idiot ran the red light.

That was easy.  You got a closeup at the :30 second mark?

Yep, she’s the one who decided not to pursue fraud charges against Trump University after receiving a bribe donation from Trump’s “charity.”

...it’ll still end with us losing to the Bengals or Texans in the first round at Arrowhead.

Right, more often they’ll blame it on some vague “mental illness.”