Naw, I am with BatFleck on this one. Weed makes me feel super, super weird and not in a good way. I wouldn’t call it a panic attack, but I just generally don’t like the high it gives me. The only time I can remember having an enjoyable weed moment, was when I was a younger man in an establishment we used to call a…

Dan Simmons, somebody has read your Hyperion Cantos. Come get your Shrike money.

Yeah THAC0 has been dead for decades at this point. A more relevant joke would be about how the Ranger underperforms relative tot he other classes.

Thank you for making the comment every D&D geek in the audience was prepping the second we saw the word THAC0.  😁

THAC0?  What is this, 2002?  Think they’re like listening intently to the Spice Girls and only watching the first X-Men movie?

Sadly, THAC0 is no longer a thing, as I recall.

Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?

Your wife sound awesome.

Counterpoint: It’s one of the funnest movies ever made.

Thank you. I’m a teacher as well, and hasn’t it been a tough enough year for everyone? Give me some wholesome escapism please. 

Hey, you have a mistake in one of your paragraphs. It says “The flirtatious vibe of this initial encounter quickly leads to a full-blown affair” And what it should say is “She starts to rape him.”

My wife is a teacher.

As an alien pretending to be Egyptian pretending to be a Spaniard.

I don’t know how anyone could do Buford T. Justice *ahem* justice other than Gleason.

“It sounds like he’s either got serious ego problems, or he’s taking the piss.”

It sounds like he’s either got serious ego problems, or he’s taking the piss.

“I haven’t seen a superhero movie since the first Tim Burton Batman film”

Man who hasn’t seen something says something is blighting cinema and culture. Thanks Al, but the cranky old man shtick got boring a while ago.

“Jerome Avenue or The Grand Concourse?”

Thanks to Disney+ and my three year old, I’ve been trying to revisit some Disney classics, and it seems to me that Eva Gabor and Bob Newhart in The Rescuers were the first big name movie star headliners of an animated movie. Correct me if I’m wrong here.

Also, I know that a third Rescuers movie might not set the box…