As an alien pretending to be Egyptian pretending to be a Spaniard.

I don’t know how anyone could do Buford T. Justice *ahem* justice other than Gleason.

“It sounds like he’s either got serious ego problems, or he’s taking the piss.”

It sounds like he’s either got serious ego problems, or he’s taking the piss.

“I haven’t seen a superhero movie since the first Tim Burton Batman film”

Man who hasn’t seen something says something is blighting cinema and culture. Thanks Al, but the cranky old man shtick got boring a while ago.

“Jerome Avenue or The Grand Concourse?”

Who’s eluding? Everything QANON does and claims is based on untruths. They think the democratic party is a literal cabal of baby-eating Satan-worshipping pedophiles. They’re just using actual child trafficking groups and #slogans as a way to trick people into their cult. If credible groups have criticism of the film,…

This particular criticism rings hollow.

“Hamm says he wants people to stop talking about his loins”

I think AV Club legend ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER has this dead to rights:

A few hours later, I asked my brother for “help” with my algebra homework. By the end of the night, he’d done my homework for me.

Maybe! We have a society have a very bad track record of “Getting” satire. I’ve heard it called the Fight Club Effect. A brand of toxic masculinity that intentionally misinterprets satire as inspiration for their bad bbehaviour. See also the MRA movement co-opting the “Red Pill” from the Wachowskis’ Trans liberation…

“Those attitudes are espoused by characters who are explicitly portrayed here as narrow-minded, ignorant bigots. The film’s real and much more enlightened perspective is represented by the two main characters.”

So you going to apologize for calling his apology “weaselly” now that it’s clear he was being pretty magnanimous to accusations made in ill-faith?

kill yourself

But now Biden has named his vice presidential pick and it is who we all thought it should be: California Sen. Kamala Harris.

Man my allergies are really bad today, and its also really dusty in here. Also it hot, this is eye sweat.

I like Captain Marvel well enough, but it really didn’t have a style beyond “’90s throwback.” I hope DaCosta gets the freedom to make this movie stand out like Coogler got with Black Panther.

I’ve been hearing dribs and drabs about it for years, and I don’t really follow celebrity gossip much. Just this column and only when the headline interests me.