Yeah, as a man who’s worn kilts, they cover the lovehandles nicely (Not a Meloni Problem, but for the rest of us). 

Wow, I’m so sorry for your family’s loss.

So, I unfollowed Trump on Twitter a ways back and decided to peek in today. Note: DO NOT DO THIS. FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH AND SPIRITUAL WELL BEING. Seriously, I can recommend books to you if you’re bored.

I’d bet money on Harris as Biden’s running mate. She checks a lot of boxes for him. Oddly enough, as a supporter of 1. Warren and 2. Sanders, I never thought about who would be their running mates.

I’m hopeful that I will be like my grandmother, who was 96 and left as humanly possible up until the day she died.

Not a parent, one of the few promises I kept to my teenage self.

Harris as a Biden running mate would be a good bet, I just wouldn’t bet on the part where they win an election against Trump.

So, I’m not sure where else to ask this: As a GenXer whose ranked choices were 1. Warren and 2. Sanders and is now staring at 161. (right after being hit by a bus) Biden, is it time to give up on young voters?

I saw this movie in the theaters. Yes, am I old, how did you know?

“Hollywood is about to run out of the superheroes people do care about—and that’s not going to stop studios from making more and more superhero movies, hoping against hope that somehow ancillary characters like Madame Web might be the next Captain America.”

Personally, I’m old enough to remember the similarly themed 1992 Pepsi ad featuring Cindy Crawford that was referred to, hilariously, as “iconic.” Time flies!

“Alas, it looks like journalists will have to focus their energy reporting stories that actually matter instead of debate gossip”

If I believed in heaven, it would just be Mr. Rogers and dogs, but I think we could squeeze those two in as well.

Same. I also thought she’d get a bigger bump out of the buzz she got for her exchanges with Barr post-Mueller report.

It has a whiff of “Not all [insert dominant group]!” Of course we’re not implicating every single person

This is wrong:

Go to hell, ya jerk! Telling me they have The Black Hole! Making me re-watch it to face my childhood nightmares about Maximilian! Gahhhh

Although I guess now we know which team really wants Tua, although Bengals and Jets are still there in the running.

The problem and the answer are Kinja and Kinja, respectively.

The issue with Trump and his MAGA cult is that you cannot debate with people who have regressed to the point where they no longer have a grasp on object permanence.