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Oh, sorry bro. Sounded like a suicide note. And depression is a relentless beast.

They have to be steamrolled out of their minority rule.

Bad call. You’re forgetting the other half. “what dreams may come/ when we have shuffled off this mortal coil/ must give us pause.”

Make them show the majority, on the record, on national news, what they really are.

Force them to defend their evil.

Darth Vader did not get better when we learned his origin.

Ding. We now have fans of Daenerys whining that she’s gone made when that possibility has been hinted at with an increasing lack of subtlety of a drunk doing come-on lines at the bar. It’s last call now and people are shocked that less than honorable intentions are afoot.

The endless whining in this and other comment boards about a mad queen going mad is genuinely tiring. 

The only thing more frightening than the number of terrible pop culture pieces that are already being written around the phrase “Cocks matter” from tonight’s Game of Thrones episode is their assured dearth of quality. 

I for one am certain I will never read or hear the expression “Cocks matter” ever again.

Well, as we learned: Cocks matter.

Hey buddy, I’m not trying to conflate teachers and babysitters

Tell you what, champ, since you’re desperate for this: call a babysitter, and ask him/her what price they will give you to take care of and instruct 25 kids for 8 hours, 5 days a week for 36 - 40 weeks and see if that’s the same as the price for getting two kids to eat pizza, watch Frozen for the 7th time in the past

Second, if all that money goes directly to the teacher, they’re now the ‘owner’, and they need to cover the cost of the school, lunches, utilities, services, cost of admins, etc.

Oh, agreed. I just wanted a poster that shared OP’s language. A variety of teachers have done various iterations of it; this was simply one that had “Glorified Babysitter” nice and legible.

You are not casually stupid. You are impressively stupid.

Ghost kills Cersei, and takes the Iron Throne.

I will cry if Kofi wins or loses. They got me on this one.

If you’re looking for the dark side of wrestling, Beyond the Mat is necessary viewing.

“I’m going to pretend that guns are designed for something besides putting bullets in things by structuring an example that relies on their killing properties, but not directly acknowledging it.”