I for one am certain I will never read or hear the expression “Cocks matter” ever again.

Hey buddy, I’m not trying to conflate teachers and babysitters

Tell you what, champ, since you’re desperate for this: call a babysitter, and ask him/her what price they will give you to take care of and instruct 25 kids for 8 hours, 5 days a week for 36 - 40 weeks and see if that’s the same as the price for getting two kids to eat pizza, watch Frozen for the 7th time in the past…

Second, if all that money goes directly to the teacher, they’re now the ‘owner’, and they need to cover the cost of the school, lunches, utilities, services, cost of admins, etc.

Oh, agreed. I just wanted a poster that shared OP’s language. A variety of teachers have done various iterations of it; this was simply one that had “Glorified Babysitter” nice and legible.

You are not casually stupid. You are impressively stupid.

Ghost kills Cersei, and takes the Iron Throne.

I will cry if Kofi wins or loses. They got me on this one.

If you’re looking for the dark side of wrestling, Beyond the Mat is necessary viewing.

“I’m going to pretend that guns are designed for something besides putting bullets in things by structuring an example that relies on their killing properties, but not directly acknowledging it.”

Swing and a miss.

Guns are a tool to keep the government from exceeding its Constitutional mandate for putting bullets in things.

They don’t call him the Rear Admrial for nothing, kids

“Says the guy who won’t simply admit I provided an example that proved his premise wrong. I’ll even throw you a bone here. If you had simply said, “The threat of wild animals”, I would’ve had a much harder time arguing against that relatively easy time point that out as a bad faith argument. But because you falsely…

Awww, you mad. “learn to formulate your arguments more clearly in the future.” 

As that I directly quoted something you said to me, I think we can rule out it being a non sequitur. Thanks, though.

Killing dangerous/invasive animal

So killing things and practicing killing things. Or, I’m sorry, are you normally threatened by clay pigeons? Still killing, champ.

If I hear someone sneaking around the house when they shouldn’t be, getting out a firearm is most definitely self defense. I have no duty to retreat in my own home.

If I beat you with a baseball bat, that’s an assault weapon.