“Vin Diesel’s troubled Trouble pic pops up in more trouble.” 

She stated that she believed Kavanaugh did not commit “the intimate crime” against Ford, using a euphemism to avoid the perhaps more descriptive words “attempted rape.”

My plan is to just white-knuckle through the next 30 years and then see where I’m at.

That is a damn fine insult.

The image of Don having sex with anyone (including/especially himself) is a hell of an appetite suppressant.

Oooof. Those “punches”. He looks like my two year old niece trying to mash up a piece of broccoli she doesn’t want to finish.

Hmmmm. Don was/is relatively tall. He’s at a prep school and wearing number 85 from the photo I saw, so maybe a wide receiver who never gets hit hard? I’ve read articles about his athletic skill, but they always talk about him as a pitcher in baseball, which frankly doesn’t overawe me. As John Kruk once stated in his…

God lord, I had forgotten that. No wonder his businesses fail: Don can’t sell for shit.

I asked a similar question a while back and I’ll go with the consensus I received: it’s likely Don’s probably punched someone else in a bullying situation, but I’ll bet he’s never squared up once in his life.

This version of the aristocrats is both the most disgusting and the least funny.

Hat taek: In 2019, I want the burial of “Fridging” as a storytelling device AND as lazy criticism. Every female character’s death is not a fridging. 

Dude, no. Branch is the only reason Alonso’s torpedo shot doesn’t land. 

And when I accuse someone else of being contrarian when they give their observation of what they’ve seen, boy howdy will your comment be relevant.

At the turn of the year last year, Schumer signaled he was willing to trade Border Wall Funding for movement on DACA. Given this, I’m fairly concerned he caves.

“What if we instead added $5.7B in teacher pay?” Ocasio-Cortez wrote. “Or replacing water pipes? Or college tuition/prescription refill subsidies? Or green jobs? But notice how no one’s asking the GOP how they’re paying for it.”

My wife made a related point when we were watching The Newsroom, which was a full-throated defense of old media: We really don’t know what the middle-ground is between cultural and information gatekeepers and a completely unregulated, unchecked information source that imbues all of its users with credibility,…

Oh, I’m aware. In all other ways, my 68 mother is a brilliant person with a wall full of degrees and shelves after shelves of books. But mention the death of either JFK or Robert in front over her and you can kiss your next hour goodbye as she drops conspiracy theory that would make my nom de internet commenter blush.

I lost my Yahoo email account nearly a decade ago, and thus am no longer on their message boards. Looking at the comments under the article, I assure you, I am no poorer.

perhaps, too, we can encourage all of our parents and older relatives to approach YouTube with caution and to—for the love of all that is good—not use it as an engine to research the Talmud.

“These are not problems at the location I shop at.”