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The Church of Bill Hicks
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I asked a similar question a while back and I’ll go with the consensus I received: it’s likely Don’s probably punched someone else in a bullying situation, but I’ll bet he’s never squared up once in his life.

This version of the aristocrats is both the most disgusting and the least funny.

Hat taek: In 2019, I want the burial of “Fridging” as a storytelling device AND as lazy criticism. Every female character’s death is not a fridging. 

Dude, no. Branch is the only reason Alonso’s torpedo shot doesn’t land. 

And when I accuse someone else of being contrarian when they give their observation of what they’ve seen, boy howdy will your comment be relevant.

At the turn of the year last year, Schumer signaled he was willing to trade Border Wall Funding for movement on DACA. Given this, I’m fairly concerned he caves.

“What if we instead added $5.7B in teacher pay?” Ocasio-Cortez wrote. “Or replacing water pipes? Or college tuition/prescription refill subsidies? Or green jobs? But notice how no one’s asking the GOP how they’re paying for it.

My wife made a related point when we were watching The Newsroom, which was a full-throated defense of old media: We really don’t know what the middle-ground is between cultural and information gatekeepers and a completely unregulated, unchecked information source that imbues all of its users with credibility,

Oh, I’m aware. In all other ways, my 68 mother is a brilliant person with a wall full of degrees and shelves after shelves of books. But mention the death of either JFK or Robert in front over her and you can kiss your next hour goodbye as she drops conspiracy theory that would make my nom de internet commenter blush.

I lost my Yahoo email account nearly a decade ago, and thus am no longer on their message boards. Looking at the comments under the article, I assure you, I am no poorer.

perhaps, too, we can encourage all of our parents and older relatives to approach YouTube with caution and to—for the love of all that is good—not use it as an engine to research the Talmud.

These are not problems at the location I shop at.”

Haphazard stocking, inaccurate signage and a lack of quality control are all disorganization where I come from. Speak to your other regional managers before you reply to me with confidence about what I’ve seen. 

I have been in three different Walmarts: all three aspired upwards to the organization level of a TJ Maxx. Hard pass. 

I wish no peace for tumblr as it races towards its own demise.

guys, i know there are grown men arguing online rn but miley and i dropping our beautiful, new songs tonight so if y’all could please jus behave for just like a few hours so the girls can shine that’d be so sick thank u

That would require me shopping at Walmart, which isn’t much of a solution, as that every time I’ve set foot in one, every acts like the place is on fire.

documentary Waiting for Superman, and piles of less famous journalism and research have shown the deleterious effects of teacher tenure in public schools”

The reasons that I hated it when I was 25 are still there, but now I kinda like it because I’m older and I like the structure and I’m quite in awe of the absoluteness of it. But for all the same reasons, I hated it.

“his choice.” Dude’s GOP. They spent most of the Obama years yelling about death panels. Are you calling them liars? For shame, sir. For shame.