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The Church of Bill Hicks
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Conversely, Milan Lucic will continue to play like he’s already retired.

If someone could give me a one sentence instruction on how to feel that would be great.

I support all rich people everywhere buying Tonal, as that there’s no way they’re getting a quality leg day workout with that thing, and thus will be way easier to topple by we, the huddled, squatting masses.

I am honestly surprised that the Trump White House didn’t simply use the Acosta non-event as an excuse to resurrect their old threat of ending White House Press Briefings altogether.

Author’s auspicious alliteration alights on audience. 

So, looking at that photo, somebody should really consider greenlighting a Michael Shannon as Kurt Vonnegut production of some sort.

And given the events of the past week and everything we know about Trump, it’s worth asking the same question that was at the back of all of our minds in 2016: if Trump loses, will he concede? Is he capable of admitting that he’s lost something? Anything?

Federal law. Otherwise this keeps on happening.

Instead of statements, do stories.

Indeed. For anyone wondering why Jeff Sessions had to be fired instead of quitting in the face of all that scorn and belittlement from Trump, this is your answer: it was all worth it for him because of what he was allowed to do from the position.

This is, I believe, what killed Beto O’Rourke. He had a great show, but in the end he didn’t really say anything; and it looks like he spent something north of $100 million to not say it.

Welcome to America—a country so hopelessly addicted to guns that surviving one mass shooting is no guarantee that you won’t be caught in the middle of another one just a year later.

I have Wegman’s so, I win. Their store brands are excellent.

I’m 99% sure Trader Joe’s beer is Unibroue, which is very good.

“The Republicans set out to ‘repeal and replace’ Obamacare but ended up being defined by the Democrats to devastating effect this cycle,” Dan Eberhart, a Republican donor and fundraiser, told the Post.

By the way, check Vos’s Politifact rating, if you’d like to see the flaws in that system. Rating his implied causation of furloughing police officers as a risk to increasing crime rates as Mostly True is disingenuous.

“It’s just not enough to have the marches and the rallies and the speeches and the remarks,” she said. “Championing for them in Washington is still championing for my child, I’m still a mother, I’m still parenting. That’s why I believe this was the time to stand up.”

On the subject of Thoughts and Prayers

“Taco John’s is a Cheyenne, Wyoming-based fast-food restaurant featuring Mexican-inspired fast food.”

With the very notable exception of Ocasio-Cortez, I would depict NY as largely a disappointment, with my suburban neighbors in NY-27 re-electing Chris Collins, and Andrew Cuomo’s reign of corruption getting another stamp (I’m more forgiving on the latter, minus Cynthia Nixon’s flawed campaign, there were no serious