You just know there's a stained wife beater t-shirt under that UConn polo.

Touré will be expected to compete, and he could miss up to matches starting in January.

What exactly was wrong with the prior system that it needed such a dramatic and poorly executed overhaul? Seems to me all the Gawker sites enjoyed pretty robust commenting sections pre-Kinja.

So a mildly amusing billboard gets him suspended for only three days less than a fellow ESPN employee got for pissing all over domestic abuse victims. Got it.

Coming to ESPN this fall, Stephen A. Smith tells women why they have it coming to them in "Fist Take."

If a team of professional athletes can't keep focused on their job because the media asks too many questions, maybe the coach just sucks.

I guess I missed the part where the NFL was a religious organization. Also, Dungy's words could have been used in almost the exact same way decades ago for not wanting to let black athletes into the NFL.

I grew up in Jersey and I still don't get it.

Seems that the difference between a pro football team and a major college football program is smaller and smaller all the time.

I'd also recommend (temporarily) revoking TweetDeck app access and changing your Twitter password. Better safe than sorry.

I access TweetDeck through Chrome (not the app) and got a pop-up as well. Closed TweetDeck and immediately changed my Twitter password. Hope that's the extent of the problem. The popup had some mess of code I couldn't decipher in it.

Do we have any idea on how popular the EU actually was? I'd be really curious to see the sales figures for the typical EU book.

I just uploaded an image to this app, and it's in a queue that's 42 minutes long. So I guess as long as you're the only one using it, or don't mind waiting, it may be cool.

And poop in their bathrooms.

That'll teach me to trust Google.

And there's your 2014 Braves yearbook cover.

Hard to argue that there was a more signature moment for the Devils from all those great Stanley Cup teams than the colossal hit Scott Stevens put on Eric Lindros in 2000.

Is that some kind of gang sign he's making?

I think so, yes. They're also the ones who very recently got their dander up over a silly Tumblr written by a woman riffing on her husband's record collection.

If it makes you feel any better, I'd wager that at LEAST 20-30 percent of UberFacts' followers are fake.