Can someone hit the snooze button on that thing, and maybe we'll wake up tomorrow and find this is a joke?

Heckling is for losers, getting caught having sex in the windows of the stadium hotel is where it's at.

I must be missing something. What about this is a redesign? This looks the same as it has for at least the past few years.

The penalty for being a pussy?

Wonder how long it took the Cubs to find a mohel willing to circumcise a bear.

Being an officer on Darth Vader's ship offers more job security than being a Cleveland Browns executive.

And there's your hidden camera.

Stay Selassie, Haile.

The average person of the year 2000 will be better educated than he is today since many of today's routine jobs will be replaced by jobs requiring advanced education and training.

Just the first two albums at this moment, but I'm guessing the rest will follow in short order.

Under Siege

Since he graduated the year before this chart starts, I'd guess not at all.

First Blood

The other big plus for managing a baseball team for a day is that since you're wearing a uniform, you get to delude yourself that if the shit really went down you could at least pinch run or something.

I had a house guest prepare scrambled eggs with coconut oil, because of some stupid fad diet he was following. I still talk to him, but relations have been strained ever since.

Download this now, before MLB wipes it from the nets.

There is trauma and stress and death and rape and lifelong injuries and the very real consequences of armed conflict, which you will never ever see during an NFL telecast.

At the time this article was published, the shirt is on back-order. Yes, they didn't make enough of this apparel atrocity to meet fan demand.

I think there's something else at play with the writers. Denying HOF entry to Bonds et. al. might just be an attempt to atone for the fact that most writers, when confronted with evidence or rumors about rampant PED use, chose to not perform any, you know, real journalism. This is as much about piling blunder upon…

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