I haven’t witnessed a more pathetic and transparent attempt to convince the public that Winston is good in decades.

Can’t wait to serve under this new Green Juice Regime.

Same here. The Ringer is total trash.

If Commodore’s jersey number wasn’t 64, his career was wasted.

At one point I noticed the voice actor for Ryder sounded like he was hitting puberty hard, which is probably why they threw him into Adventure Bay. Also, pretty sure Zuma drives some sort of boat or hovercraft. And now I’m off to stick my head in the oven for knowing this shit.

Dalton was good. Dalton riding down a mountain in a cello case? Not so much.

Wrestling parents need to be top 5.

Watch almost any European soccer league and at least half the jerseys are sponsored by some shady seeming betting or precious metal exchange company.

The full shot of the crashed Star Destroyer was all kinds of great, and reminded me somewhat of how Abrams composed the shot of the shipyard in Iowa from the first Star Trek reboot film.

We could also, alternately, band together with other nations, cut FIFA out of the mix, and stage a Global Cup without them

NEWMAN: Lately, though, I've been, uh, - I've been buying the generic brand of waxed beans. you know.

Probably a combination of the societal taboo factor and an affirmation of the immortality that teenagers seem to believe they're imbued with.

And it was a goddamn manual RT to boot. What a putz.

I use MyFitnessPal along with the FitBit iPhone app and it's been a godsend. Sure my wife rolls her eyes when I jog in place just to meet my daily step goal, but I'm already down almost 20 pounds since the new year.

Redskins, Chiefs, and Chargers helmets are neat and I could live with them at least for a one-season experiment. But as for the Raiders, let's just get the NFL to draft a bylaw that their helmet can never change.

I guess I don't understand who stood to benefit from these edits. If the career of Mel Kiper, Jr. has taught us anything, it's that several years' worth of shitty draft predictions does nothing to damage your standing at ESPN.

You know that many of the blues greats routinely plagiarized from each other, and commonly bought songs for a pittance and passed them off as their own, yes?

2 Recruits, 1 Commit

Personally, I've found that anyone who uses the word "notes" when describing beer or wine is full of shit.