Adequate Man, Adequate Man
Does a few things that most men can
Ties his shoes, owns a car
With women he'll never get very far
Look out!
Here comes the Adequate Man!

By the way, if you look on the right of some of these pages, you'll see a little graphic that says "Golden Age of Tech II." That's the Scientology marketing phrase for "we are declaring all the shit you bought and all the classes you spent tens of thousands of dollars on to be void, so now you get to do it all over…

The lesson for the Blues is never try to outsmart Lou Lamoriello. If Brodeur wasn't good enough to play for the mightily struggling Devils, he sure as hell wasn't going to help St. Louis either.

Get a job!

Except sandals and a knit hat.

Pumpkin Spike

Clearly they need a good old-fashioned hazing scandal to bring the team together.

Wow, a Hall of Fame running back and a switch hitter? A once-in-a-generation talent!

I think the NFL can still come out of this looking good, and just in time for pink cleats month. All Goodell has to do is to leak evidence that Ray Rice can actually smell cancer cells and was just trying to knock them out of Janay to save on costly radiation therapy.

Poor bastard doesn't have a kernel of dignity here.

Pictured: UConn starting QB Casey Cochran ranks his favorite Skynyrd albums for the media.

You just know there's a stained wife beater t-shirt under that UConn polo.

Touré will be expected to compete, and he could miss up to matches starting in January.

What exactly was wrong with the prior system that it needed such a dramatic and poorly executed overhaul? Seems to me all the Gawker sites enjoyed pretty robust commenting sections pre-Kinja.

So a mildly amusing billboard gets him suspended for only three days less than a fellow ESPN employee got for pissing all over domestic abuse victims. Got it.

Coming to ESPN this fall, Stephen A. Smith tells women why they have it coming to them in "Fist Take."

If a team of professional athletes can't keep focused on their job because the media asks too many questions, maybe the coach just sucks.

I guess I missed the part where the NFL was a religious organization. Also, Dungy's words could have been used in almost the exact same way decades ago for not wanting to let black athletes into the NFL.

I grew up in Jersey and I still don't get it.

Seems that the difference between a pro football team and a major college football program is smaller and smaller all the time.