Actually, when talking about mistakes in any individual game you're referring to just two teams so it's "the team that makes the fewer mistakes."

That's the strangest Jersey Shore audition tape I've ever seen.

Can I get this in Bitstrip format please?

Yellow teeth, black heart.

Normally I'd say that I need to find a way to work the term "frosted werebadger" into a conversation, but I can't think of any other applications outside Fieri or the Smash Mouth singer — both of whom are less appealing topics than leprosy — so I guess this is the one time.

OK fine, but is he LEGIT?

Steve Jobs had breast cancer?

I was starting to wonder how long it would take for Mike Silver and his raging hard-on for all things Oakland to surface.

The problem with guys that good is that they tend to get really big heads.

So does anyone know which team now owns the current longest streak?

I take no issue with George's sentiment, but if he's going to hang pictures to remind him not to take cash-grab gigs, how about Ocean's 13?

SPOILER: The movie ends with Ultron and William Shatner smoking cigars on the balcony.

Next up, Putin bans the Olympic Torch for being too flaming.

MLB and NBA have roughly equivalent league minimum salaries and are the least damaging for your health, but I'd go with baseball due to a potentially longer career and thus higher accumulated earnings.

This is the company that hired Tom Arnold to co-host a sports talk show.

If by some legal miracle, Aaron Hernandez had all charges dropped against him tomorrow, how many seconds do you think Belichick would wait to re-sign him?

I await the day fans can challenge a shitty pitching substitution.

This seems like a less than optimal storage solution, but I'm no expert.

What do you suppose goes on behind closed doors when a public figure meets with Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton after scandalously uttering the N-word? Does Jackson even say anything or just walk into the room with his hand held out, moving his fingers in the universal "pay up, asshole" gesture? Or is there some sort of…

I will fight every non-virgin at this Comic-Con, bro.