1980 Camaro (gold w/spoiler, not pictured here). I paid $500 for it in 1992, and even that was a ripoff. The first time I tried to get it through state inspection I think they laughed and took pictures.

All that money, and yet all he'll spring for is Target-brand club soda.

So I guess we're gonna gloss over the "clever" gimmick of naming the two male characters Twist & Shout?

And sure enough there's a cheap Chinese knockoff of Dora, in the form of the slightly less abrasive (but no less formulaic) Ni Hao, Kai Lan.

Isn't the Tuck Rule still a thing?

There are certain NFL teams that have been bad for so long, it just doesn't feel right when they have some success. Like, say, the Cardinals or the Lions. As a Raiders fan I'm worried that if their suckage goes on for much longer they could join that club. Am I being paranoid?

Countdown until Jason Whitlock Tweets a picture of that notebook page and claims "someone just texted it to me."

Countdown until Jason Whitlock Tweets a picture of that notebook page and claims "someone just texted it to me."

Adding to the embarrassment was the revelation that Te'o placed dozens of calls to 867-5309.

He wasn't getting in anyway.

Oh well. Smell you later, NFL.

Woj was just fascinated by the aurora borealis localized entirely in Te'o's kitchen.

I dunno, he still gets plenty of people to pay attention to him, watch his show, etc.

"We are not a society that tolerates people who are both successful AND are jerks about it."

Vote for Jose Canseco or go fuck yourself!

Don't Trust the D**** in Apartment 2B

Maybe the issue is that people just don't like you?

I was hoping for a "In Memoriam" reel like at the Oscars.

Shorter Drew: YOU DON'T KNOW THEM

Kyle Boller, Pt. 2: The Bollering