- EPSN's "sources"

How is rooting for Notre Dame and the Miami Heat going against the grain, exactly?

Dude better save his voice for all those angry calls to WFAN later that night.

I don't know, somehow I manage to walk around in society without being attacked by anonymous people hurling insults at me. Please don't make the mistake of confusing the people who show up to Jets home games with anything resembling society.

If there is a War on Bullshit, would you accept an appointment as Bullshit Czar?

Hypothetically, if the GOP presidential nom starts getting up big in the polls in 2016, do you fear a backlash from your most ardent supporters/fanbase?

My personal experiences with GoDaddy (I used to host my site there) have been mostly OK. But yeah, Bob Parsons is one of the bigger d-bags in business. And that's saying something.

I think they play it after every 1st down don't they? Exhibit #3,252 on why the Jets are one of the weakest franchises in pro sports. They use a fucking jingle to get the crowd pumped.

During an impromptu presser, Armstrong retorted, "I've been kissed by dogs, I've been bit by dogs, I've injected undetectable performance enhancers into dogs. Wait, scratch that last one."

I know I will weep bitter tears when Joe Namath dies, what with how important The Brady Bunch was to my childhood.

What message would that have been, exactly? Do you expect a surge in child molesters emboldened by this sentence?

THAT'S GREAT SHIRT TWIRLING.

The Bleacher Report version of this? "5 Ways Bobby Valentine Is The Greatest Manager In Baseball History"

I bet if Tebow kidnapped his family he'd give a shit.

Easy there, tiger. I said "one of" the most recent. But yeah, I guess winning the division just like many predicted they would is a pretty big deal, so party on!

I sat through the entire debate last night, and this was infinitely more uncomfortable to watch.

You can do it on an individual level to start. Perhaps if enough people follow suit Google will take notice. http://www.labnol.org/internet/block-websites-from-google-search/24821/

Congrats Yankees. You barely avoided one of the biggest regular-season choke jobs in recent memory. I'd say that calls for more champagne!

So basically, Bleacher Report is the eHow of sports?

Damn. That's simply horrible.