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Chris Holmes
thechrisholmes

I already have a barrage of "These old refs suck just as much as the replacements" in the hopper for Sunday.

Actually a failed attempt at a boycott would be worse than nothing, because that would conclusively prove to Goodell that the fans are all talk.

Jose Canseco is sad.

Well the first was fantastic, the 2nd was decent. And as horribly as the third was executed, I at least appreciate the effort to break out of the formula.

His first film was perhaps skillful, but turned Myers from an otherworldly menace into a deranged hillbilly. It was not a change for the better.

One KC Chief who doesn't disappoint? Big Jim Slade.

I need to know what Nate Jackson thinks about this before I form an opinion.

He looks like his producer just whispered into his headset, "Hey, I just heard they're giving your slot to Mad Dog."

I love that they go from one training montage right into another. No further attempts at plot or character development, just right back to Sly chopping Commie wood. It's lazy Hollywood screenwriting at its finest.

To be fair, Sweeny Murti does have a melodic, almost hypnotic voice. Almost Elfen-like in quality.

I had to scan the firing list 5 or 6 times before it sunk in that Dennis Allen isn't on there. I just don't know how to deal with a season of Jamboroo with no Raiders head coach standing under Al Davis's Sword of Damocles.

How annoying was Kate Hudson? I'm imagining about a 14 on a 1-10 scale.

I haven't been following this too closely, mostly because I don't care that much about cycling. But can someone explain why the USADA would want to engage in a "witch hunt" against the most celebrated American cyclist ever? Assuming for a minute that Lance never doped, what would the USADA stand to gain by this?

Please. When is the last time an owner or ownership group sold a team because of fan protests?

When reached for comment, Chris Russo said, "Dude, calm the fuck down already."

Nope, not at all. The truth is that there are only so many things the average person has time in their day to get all worked up over. I'm glad that all this concussion business is being made public, as it has influenced me to make sure my son never plays organized football, but I'm still going to watch football. And

Why can't they just start a Kickstarter campaign? We'll find out in a hurry whether the public even cares anymore.

Reason #27 or whatever: The play that got their '70s run started, the Immaculate Fucking Deception. Fuck Franco Harris for his bullshit "catch" and his love of Jerry Sandusky.

Great, so Paterno made millions from his position and gave millions to the institution that empowered him!

Poor Don Herbert. If he was doing his thing today, you know he'd be able to afford something better than a K Car.