High school reunion DUAN:

Get rid of all sideline reporters too. But bring Eric Dickerson back, that man was TV gold.

I'm just going to Bach away very slowly from this thread.

Everything That’s Wrong With Monday Night Football, In Four Letters

You mean subtract twelve, right?

Favregnügen?

I can't think of Drake as anything other than Wheelchair Jimmy.

I laughed.

Nice.

Check alexa.com. ESPN's site crushes Deadspin in terms of pageviews.

Hmmm, the Los Angeles Vikings of Farmers Field. Has a nice ring to it.

I'm @grayflannelsuit (go figure). As for recommendations, go with @oatmeal, @God_Damn_Batman, and @CobraCommander.

I'm not even going to do a Google search, but I'd bet money that there are porn sites for guys who are into this sort of thing.

And you just know if he doesn't make it, he'll mysteriously make his way back to the same spot every year to try again.

One spot for Mattingly, one spot for Mattingly's sideburns. Boom, done. See you fuckers at the ceremony in June.

I've tried multiple times to cultivate an appreciation for The Big Bang Theory, but I just can't do it.

Thumbs up.

An apostrophe is considered acceptable when used after a single letter in two instances - when the letter is lower-case (i's) or if there is a risk of the letter being misread as a word (As instead of A's).