Say, what the fuck was Salisbury doing this weekend anyway?

@grayflannelsuit: Or shitty. Whichever.

Shakespeare hates Jose Canseco's shitto emo poetry.

And here's an 11-year-old drinking.

@Gourmet Spud: It's the best three years of their childhood.

@TDs_N_Beers: That's awesome. Doubles as a game show theme song too!

@FavreFAIL: "MiG!"

@Lionel Osbourne: Just another Hall of Fame member to be jealous of I guess.

Better ingredients, bigger bitches, Papa John's!

@Always Winning: Band of Brothers is more upbeat.

@Always Winning: Le chateau is on fire! Le chateau!

@crazyfredi: So can Sox fans finally stop bitching

@Smooth JA: I'm waiting for the next sequel, "It Gets Better, Hermes".

@ClueHeywood: +1 handlebar moustache.

I tried to VYou with Luke Scott but he kept cutting me off and demanding to see my birth certificate.

Those are even nicer than the Roos with the zippered ammo pocket he wore last year.

Cashing in on one decent season at WR - $10.5 million

I think we found just the man to turn the Hornets' fortunes around.

Word on the street is he goes by Penniless now.

Can I be Patty Hearst? I've always wanted to be a beret guy.