@Demon Deacon Blues: Tyler Perry?

All you've got to do is take off the dag-gone leash and let me loose and you'll see how great I am.

Wait, if Posnanski was going from Pittsburgh to NY, why should he not have been driving east on the PA Turnpike?

At first I was embarrassed to watch fellow Raider fans get their asses handed to them in such fashion, but then I recalled the words of our Dear Leader who said, "The greatness of Raiders parking lot brawler douchebags lies in its future."

For my ADD-afflicted brethren, here's a word cloud version of this piece. [www.wordle.net]

@grayflannelsuit:

Cripes, is there anything we won't outsource? Help us Lou Dobbs!

@THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY: Can't wait for those Drew Brees dong shots next year!

@TheGodMachine: Nice.

@Oscar de la Mayer: Maybe Moore is to Norway what Hasselhoff is to Germany. Speaking of which, how the hell was he not included in this?

@Disco Choo: Wow. +1

@Marloandme: Hey, he should not have to pay for a new cat.

Well at least this station did the legwork for VH1 if they ever want a roster of guest commentators for another I Love the '80s series.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: It's a veritable Who's That of entertainment.

See, this is what happens in a world without Hollywood Squares.

@Civil Negligence: No Mountain Dew?

This is the first time the World Cup will be located in the Middle East, which comes with an inevitable challenge: Daytime temperatures sometimes soar to 130 degrees.

I hope Costanza wasn't holding the rope at the top.

@Always Winning: Do you really want to chance another vote for bush?

@Phintastic: "Danny, this isn't Russia. Is this Russia?"