@El-Diablo: A slight of this magnitude calls for an upper decker.

@Same Sad Echo:

@Ryanosaurus Rex: +1

@President Camacho: Nice story. Any chance you want to take over the Miami Heat diary?

Dammit, why can't somebody just tell me what time it is?!?!?!

Charter member of the WoW Sources Gold Club.

@JoeyPorterAle: I'm guessing the scantron answers on his Wonderlic test are in the shape of a surfboard.

WTF? I feel like I'm missing half the conversation here. Either that or JaMarcus is Rain Man, answering questions from a half hour ago.

"You literally have to think"

"Can we have your sources?"

Paul Di'Anno is relegated to checking bags. I'd put a lock on them, boys.

@grayflannelsuit: Damn premature posting.

@VidaBlueBalls: Come get it, horseface.

@TigersAwkwardHi-Fives: It takes 22 muscles to smile, but only 8 to criticize someone on the internet. It's all about economy.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: As soon as Pedeville comes to Facebook, I'm totally done with Farmville.

@PolkPanther: What're you cacklin' at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem.

If you grab it, he will come.

Albom yelled at me once when he saw my packet of Big League Chew.

He should've given it to Juwanna Manning there. No way would the security detail have pried it from her.