How come she left off her role in "Home For Purim"?

Oh, it's been broughten!

@DennyCrane: The only entertainment I've gotten from their pregame was watching Dan Marino seethe over Deion's escalating stupidity. I was waiting for the day he'd don a pair of Isotoners and choke the life out of him.

@FavreFAIL: "Looks like Peter King's got this Barron...

Rex Ryan is aghast and plans to file a fucking grievance with the PGA.

Bravo will make a show about anything these days.

WASH ME

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: Randy and Jason Sklar. Oh wait, one is supposed to be likable?

Oh God please let him stay in Q.

Alright, who's the smartass who brought Schlitz Malt Liquor?

@Kofi Appiah Biney: Is twat mist the new douche juice?

Whipping it out in the locker room? You better believe that's a paddlin'.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Brian's Song. And the last 20 minutes of Lucas.

@Dandy Koufax: Never thought I'd live to see an Avengers ref in a Michael Irvin post. Well done.

"Excessive Rimjobbing"

Maybe PSU can refund all the money Scott spent on tuition. Oh wait. #pennstatenittanylions

Rudy Giuliani's not walking through that door, people.

The Sklar Brothers think this will be just the jolt Back on Topps needs to maintain its creative edge.

@raymondjames:

Also not pictured: Velvet Chad and Chads playing poker