Even Carl Pavano thinks this was highway robbery.

I know where I'd like Manny to go, too.

@Sports-Pun: Anybody seen my COCKS cap?

Ah, Windmill Willie, how I miss thee. Having Giambi tagged out at home by 3 feet just isn't the same without you.

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@supermike5alive:

They do have a 'z' at the end of their name, which I believe is still sufficiently indicative of coolness.

Oh, I get it. I quit, but I get it.

Yes. Even his HOF bust will have spittle flying from it like a weeping Virgin Mary statue.

Nice work Tiki, looks like that certificate from the Isiah Thomas School of Broadcasting is paying off handsomely.

Is Charles's proctologist in his Fave 5?

Into Vanilla Ice, can't listen to no crunk.

@NovakAintNoJokovic: Or watching Erin Andrews feed fish heads to Peter King in a giant tank of water.

The fact that she's even being considered speaks more to the sexual frustration of the average sports fan than to her actual HOF worthiness.

-1 for poor photo placement: Hanging the picture of the guy standing up right next to the standing corpse is what makes that whole thing silly.

@Jefferson Short Bus: I was thinking of when Jimmy Conway tried to get Karen to walk down the dark alley for some free dresses.

When a broadcaster's most memorable moments happen off the air, it's time to move on.

Somewhere Barrett Robbins is furiously signing up for a Blogger account.

Wow, Ford vs. Chevy! It's like the excitement of a Pissing Calvin sticker times infinity!#!#@

Why did the guy hide the microphone in his couch?