Certain kinds of rectal cancer are preferable to Forrest Gump.

I hope the children of Earth enjoyed sleeping because that shit is about to be over forever

Power must be a delicious nectar to make these senior citizens crave it so much. It must be some kind of hot, sticky concoction you go begging for. Mitt Romney, who has actually run businesses and governed people must really enjoy it so much he’s willing to have Trump’s power glop all over his face.

Just watching the commercials, I’d say Farmersonly.com itself does a fine job of stigmatizing them.

You literally condescended to the write and then linked tweets saying, “hey, don’t be condescending about art.” Well done

I think this is a little different. Lena knew that guy for 4 years (ish) Diane has know Woody for 40. I can imagine that its hard to accept that someone you’ve known for decades isn’t who you thought he was. Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt. Seems like Diane is holding tight to her delusion.

Significantly less than 50% of the US population currently gets their period. Yet, lots of stores sell tampons.

The subtext is obvious but it’s worth spelling out that “family-friendly” here is a dogwhistle for “you won’t have to explain to your kids that a professional athlete is upset that unarmed black people are getting murdered by police, in the very unlikely event they even noticed the brief protest to begin with”. Christ.

I hope this shit gets smashed over and over and over again. The school’s attempt to sanitize the situation and turn it into some optimistic bullshit is disgusting. Women don’t need to be memorialized, worshipped, turned into super heroes or pillars of strength they need to not be fucking raped, beaten or killed. Fuck…

You haven’t met enough declared atheists spouting patriarchal bullsh*t, then.

You sure brought a lot to the table with that comment.  

So force dopplegangers are canon, then.

I think trying my best to raise a good person and then having my kid turn out to be an asshole would be a nightmare.

Thanks for the update on your penis. I feared we wouldn’t get one today.

Yea I noticed the younger Millennial aged gen tend to get along more but for the most part Africans tend to stick together.

Yea its almost like they are aware that they really are better than us. But damn dont try to date their daughters. You will get the 3rd, 4th and 5th degrees and you wont ever bee good enough. I would have a Nigerian or Ethiopian wife right now if it werent for their fathers pretty much not approving of me at all. You…

Look, man, it’s totally believable when Darth Vader kills his master who we, the audience, know almost nothing about, but when Kylo Ren does it, IT’S A BRIDGE TOO FAR ASSHOLE!!!

The writer didn’t want to make the other people who didn’t like it feel any worse for being idiots.

If there was a shirt that said Your Black Friend Thinks You’re a Racist I’d buy it

Pence is incriminated (as a complete asshole) just because of the way he looks and because he calls his wife “Mother” (s0mething psycho about that).