And the media is complicit in this also. All the people who showed up at Ted Bundy's ranch with guns blazing were called "supporters" and the protestors in Ferguson were referred to as an "angry mob" on Saturday, 24 whole hours before any kind of looting started. Sometimes it all just seems so hopeless, and feels like…

Yes. My pregnancy glow comprises cystic acne, excess facial hair, perma-nosebleed, and pendulous labia. I wish there was a way to make these magical moments last FOREVER. Just kidding I can't wait to just sit comfortably again.

Guys, if you're not circumcized it's FINE. Don't do this shit as adults. I personally don't get why some women care so much.

The surgeon:

WAY TO ALPHA, BROTHER.

Sounds like they have intimacy problems. I wonder how many times she actually VLOOKUPs at him when they are doing it.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son

Shouldn't this be on Regressing?

When I saw the phrase "shadow wedding," here are some things I thought it might refer to before I clicked through to read this post:

People do pretend that Murrica isnt a racist shithole because plenty of Americans think that we are post-racial.

Ethnically Homogeneous, Strong Nationalism:

This is one of the people that put Tony Abbott into power.

I wonder what the population of women in women-only prisons is? I bet it's higher.

Awww, that's nice to hear. I'm glad things are changing

I self-identify as a Christian and I've read the bible cover-to-cover. There is ONE line about homosexuality being "an abomination" and sure, God destroyed an entire city, but I think it was less for homosexuality than for flagrant disregard for proprietry - men were RAPING people in the streets! In the Old Testament,…

I haven't read a mommy blog because I'm not a Mom. I'm not a Mom because my body may be designed to have babies but it's broken and it can't. After a year and a half of tests docs say if I can get pregnant and actually keep it it will be a "miracle" and we cannot afford the 30k in adoption fees required to adopt…

Haha - I'm on the fence with having kids, but even I can see how "mommy blogs" insufferable though I'm sure many of them are, are actually of far more practical value than fashion, fitness, travel, or career blogs. Because despite the fact that our bodies are physically designed to reproduce, most of us are not born…

I'm not a parent but I have helped toilet-train enough people that I feel comfortable saying, "What the actual fuck?" What kind of parent is like, "Well, hmmm, my kid wants to start using the toilet and it sure would help her learn a new way to be independent and take care of herself. But I can't let her do it...I…