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Mine was just humourous. I of course had my first period at my father's house (split time half and half), and it was literally night one of my week with him, and I remember having cramps and not knowing what was going on. It's 11pm (and I'm what - 11, 12?) so when I get up my dad can hear me around upstairs and is

Thank you for this!

I was working in a clinic in rural Africa when a kid came in with a large abscess (pocket of pus) on his cheek/jaw - roughly the size of a softball. It needed to be drained so I made a little incision in his cheek and the abscess basically exploded (think poking a hole in a balloon…only a balloon filled with pus).

The Perks of Being a Wallflower is absolute garbage.

Not really. You just gave us a basic summary of the plot and then pronounced it dumb. You can do that with literally any movie.

I'm a 32 yr old man. my daughter is a huge fan of the book and begged me take her. The directing and actors are A+. The plot is predictable of course but on a ten scale I would give it an 8 just because of the actors. The teenage relationship is believable they do not instantly fall in love it's 3/4 of the way thru

I'm wearing the same dress right now but Rihanna wears it better, I hate to admit.

She looks beautiful. I cannot imagine the nightmare of all the dumb shit I did and all the dicks I sucked in my twenties becoming national news. I hope she has been able to find peace.

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too. But I totally believe she probably emailed this pic to Anna like " HEY GIRL. WHAT TIME SHOULD I SHOW UP IN MY TIT WRAPS" just to seal the deal.

OK. Sorry. You SO could've delivered your point without the "fuck you" but this is Jezebel. I wish you well.

you know what? fuck you on that last part. there is nothing delicious or amazing about this fucking drug.

when my kids were babies and they hugged me like that, it was the best thing ever ever ever. If it is her favorite photo, it's obvious as to why.

chubby cheeks, baby cardigans and seersucker shorts, oh my!

She would not have gotten this flack, and I'm not from Japan, so I don't know why everyone wants me to read this from a Japanese perspective? Asians moving robotically as part of kawaii culture is FINE because it's FUBU dog - it's like the difference between ganguro and blackface. I have a North American perspective

Robotic dancing is not the specific stereotype, but Asian people being identical, emotionless and robotic is most certainly a stereotype I have *personally encountered* throughout my life as an Asian person in America. If you're Asian too and you're lucky enough to never have heard that one, that's great! It wasn't

I realllly don't want to be rude but I don't know if you're really the best person to be writing about anything race-related for Kotaku after this and the Terra Formars article. Racism isn't a black-and-white on-and-off switch, but can often be a complicated set of signifiers that totally flip meaning based on context

I find her take on parenting to be refreshing and lovely. It's very Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps-sy, which I am a big believer in.

Post-partum depression? Shoulda ate more kale chips!
Child cries a lot? Shouldn't be such a neglectful monster of a parent!
Child dies of a preventable disease like Whooping Cough?

Sanctimonious bonk-bonk garbage is now the front-runner for Phrase of the Year 2014.

You need to watch the video to appreciate the horror. It is not about emulating Japanese music videos.

I fart on this song