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Yeah, this seems like a a bit of a slip up for an article that hinges its entire premise upon getting racial representation ‘correct.’

I’m not sure how that is connected as those were clearly two separate people.

And the movie will have a novelization. (Yes, it will be written by Alan Dean Foster.)

The estate of Charles Manson is suing Marilyn for damage to their good name.

My favorite IRL Gandolfini story - terrible snow storm is coming down hard on an already-burried-in-the-snow NYC. A dude is trying to drive home safe and warm and gets stuck in ice and slush in Manhattan. Wheels spinning, going nowhere. All of a sudden the car starts rocking and dude sees a random guy pushing from

Taylor Swift’s song was impressive. On some lyrics, when you look in her eyes, you realize that if she didn’t have her talents as an outlet, she would have murdered several men by now.

Yet no one, not even Oliver, geeks out over how their fellow Arconian resident looks just like an Office character?

GWARmy beaars thrashing here and there any everywhere
Rip your head off swing it by your hair
They are the GWARmy BEARS! (freeze-frame)

Ok, first of all, WHY are you always saying that???

My second date with my wife was at a Sega arcade (“Sega World”) in London way back at the end of last century. It was such a blast.

Au contraire, I think it is a passably, maybe even adequately executed bit!

This feels like the perfect Andy Dick story, in that Lovitz said something harsh, felt bad, apologized and then a few years later Andy Dick went and said something breathtakingly stupid and cruel to unnecessarily start the whole thing up again.

I like to imagine that he, Jon Lovitz, Joe Rogan, and Stephen Root still get together once a month for the weirdest Sunday brunch ever.

Anyone else remembering the thing in Super Mario World where sometimes you’d approach a Charging Chuck and it would turn out it was actually three Charging Chucks who’d all jump out when you’d get close?

I’ve heard from his agent that he’s being replaced by Ray BLOODY Purchase.

Honestly, If I was the WB and Gunn wanted people to see this on a big screen experience safely I would have organized a massive pop up Drive-in Theater experience across the country to see this.

His name isn’t DaGrownAssManWhoTakesResponsibilityForHisActions

No Norb and Dag (Angry Beavers), no buy. I know it’s highly unlikely but cartoon versions of old show like Pete and Pete, Salute Your Shorts, etc.. would be amazing.

“I’m tired of these mother fucking saws on this motherfucking plane!” ~ Samuel L Jackson, Saws on a Plane

What if you're a Jewish Texan? It could be celebratory gunfire. It's really only bad if it's jarred and not made fresh.