Divide by 2 and add 7?

Were you not listening to the dude’s story, Donny?

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

This has got to really piss Brandon Phillips off.

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats

I support this list. Plinko is the undisputed champ. Think about it: most of the other games with big prizes start by revealing the prize (“A NEW CAR!”) before the game. With Plinko, the big reveal is that you get to play Plinko.

Oh, god, the purists are gonna turn this into a complete cloucester.

Curt, just because you weren’t personally there, doesn’t mean there wasn’t someone screaming racist things.

“she showed me the blood coming down from her elbow,” Porter said. “It looked real purple and red and it looked like there was a hole in her jacket.”

porn has really changed

It’s not the sports bubble bursting. It’s the cable business model bursting.

Is Law suggesting that baseball is evolving? If so, I hope he enjoys his suspension.

This post is satire by humor writer Alexandra Petri

‘St. Paddy’s,’ not ‘St. Patty’s.’

Price is Right rules.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

Yes, we know who you are. You’re an unpaid intern literally in line to get a job after college. Many of us can relate if you just shut the fuck up about it.

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

I’m only watching this season because CT is back and I want to watch him destroy all the rookies that think they’re hot shit.