“kind of a mix of Incubus and Dave Matthews”

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

The bane of Spain feels pain vs. Bahrain.

Looks like

*fumbles with sunglasses*

Hopefully the boy’s mother has a chance to speak at the 2020 DNC.

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

Someone a little more explosive than Kevin Durant put OKC on the map. I hate myself

Good for Golden State. I always figured they were one piece away from being a contender.

Bald eagles are definitely also garbage birds. But our garbage bird are mighty and could kill and eat whatever it wants but only chooses garbage because it prefers the taste and convenience.

I really don’t think there is a better metaphore for America than a flock of Bald Eagles gorging themselves on an all you can eat buffet out of the back of a pickup truck.

I figured this was just gonna redirect me to Drew’s piece from earlier.

This is a milestone for the dozens of never-nudes everywhere.

additionally did he really say it “as he roamed center field”. I’m just as offended by the poor writing as I am by the dickish behavior.

“It's a dry cold"

“Tulowitzki’s Glove” to replace “Theseus’ Ship” as the thought exercise of our time.

Tulo’s glove is fine. Here’s a picture of it relaxing at home after the game.

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...