Good for Golden State. I always figured they were one piece away from being a contender.

Bald eagles are definitely also garbage birds. But our garbage bird are mighty and could kill and eat whatever it wants but only chooses garbage because it prefers the taste and convenience.

I really don’t think there is a better metaphore for America than a flock of Bald Eagles gorging themselves on an all you can eat buffet out of the back of a pickup truck.

“Domesticated Dogs are absolutely nothing like a wild animal.”

I figured this was just gonna redirect me to Drew’s piece from earlier.

This is a milestone for the dozens of never-nudes everywhere.

additionally did he really say it “as he roamed center field”. I’m just as offended by the poor writing as I am by the dickish behavior.

“It's a dry cold"

“Tulowitzki’s Glove” to replace “Theseus’ Ship” as the thought exercise of our time.

Tulo’s glove is fine. Here’s a picture of it relaxing at home after the game.

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...