Stoned or not, in-character all the time or not, Wesley Snipes was the least of Blade III’s problems.

Cameron shoulda hired Guybrush Threepwood.

James Cameron is the Steve Jobs of movies. I don’t know what that means either. 

Sam... Raimi?

NOW QUIT PICKIN’ YA NOSE AND KNEAD THAT DOUGH

No, that would be ‘Nam, Eh?, the classic Canadian comedy about US draft dodgers in Ontario.

That started out super positive, and just got crazy!

I think its only really egregious during the fight in front of the spot lights in Blade’s lair and when he does his super wrestling move on the big bad. Also the first two Blade movies are just fun as hell and the second has the added benefit of the creepy and gross Reaper vampires and Ron Perlman.

Every have the Jalapeno Poppers from Herr’s? Barely any heat, but full of awesome

The correct answer to this would have been Herr’s Jalapeno Poppers

Talks up Super Mario Bros., talks down John Wick -- who is this guy, Opposite Man? Disappointing to hear that’s what happened to him in the sequel, I liked him a lot in the first one.

Fuck.  Now I’ve got THAT in my head.  

I understand why Madonna’s “Music” is on this list, but “Don’t Tell Me” is superior in every way.

Good goddam Dr Mantis, how did you manage to teleport so much dust into my living room just now?!?

hello to a fellow Trial & Error fan! got huge T&E vibes from the trailer too! but alas... quibi..

Same. Seems like a good show. Too bad I refuse to sign up for Quibi.

That cast! If it was literally any place else, I would be queuing it right now.

It’s a ridiculously self-indulgent, ill-advised, vanity version.

“In the year 2000...IN THE YEAR 2000!!”

Why would you be celebrating the year 2000? That was only a couple of years ago! Well, maybe more than a couple ... a few years ... let see here ... oh, no. Oh no!