Okay, let’s get this straight.

So... you’re saying... there’s some kind of connection between Glory and Ben?

I hear he fights like a cow!

The World Is Not Enough is my favorite of the Brosnan films, mainly because it lets us see the rage beneath Bond’s cool exterior, which makes him a little less cool but about a million times more interesting. Sure, it has the utterly ridiculous casting of Denise Richards as a nuclear scientist named Dr. Christmas Jones…

I need the narrative around Platt’s casting to shift from “Is 27 too old to play a teenager?” to “You can’t play a teenager when you look like what would happen if Albert Brooks fucked one of Phil Spector’s wigs.”

Yep, Marvel: Puzzle Quest... which I’m still playing. It’s a passable fidget spinner okay? 

https://www.kotaku.com.au/2016/07/how-has-it-taken-us-this-long-to-get-peggy-carter-as-captain-america/

Fun fact: this is the same reason they canceled Touched by an Angel

I’d say Dr Mantis Tobaggan MD’s comment was better, but yours is certainly number two.

What a load of crap!

He was also quoted as saying, “On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!”

I am not falling for another Mac and Me clip!

My all-time favorite Conan moment:

The casting director (and everyone involved in casting) of Hacks should win every casting award imaginable. Even the stupid comic club host that Jean Smart eviscerates by paying him never to be on stage again (not even a podcast) ... even that actor completely killed it. There are many more examples, but I think Carl…

Monkey Island universe. Definitely.

I’m sorry, there’s only one thing I’m legally mandated to always repost on social media, and it’s this:

Stoned or not, in-character all the time or not, Wesley Snipes was the least of Blade III’s problems.

Cameron shoulda hired Guybrush Threepwood.

James Cameron is the Steve Jobs of movies. I don’t know what that means either.