This is the second-biggest Monkey Island scoop I’ve ever read.

Seems like you dug up the Big Whoop (TM) treasure and all you got was... this t-shirt?

The Pharcyde were pretty good. Spike Jonze directed this awesome backwards clip for them back in his music video days:

Agent Chun-Li vs Inhuman Ryu

A virch reyoon? A great way to practice my abreevs!

Growing up, my mom’s Spanish accent got made fun of once, she laughed it up and said her French is much better since English is her third language. She then asked the 90s Karen (with the Rachel hair) how many languages she spoke. Mom shuts fuckery down real quick.

You say most traumatizing death, but that doesn’t look like a shoe...

Also AKA River’s propaganda teacher from Serenity.

Ditto here. We did our own taxes for several years using various sites (TurboTax, TaxAct, etc.) and while the process was generally fine, we finally switched to using a recommended local accounting firm and not only has the process been totally painless (they do all the work), they routinely do a way better job than…

I like how IDW had another go at their being a fifth turtle with Jennika.

You had me at “Gravity Falls”, but then lost me with “Neighbors: Sorority Rising”. Ah, who I am kidding? I will always watch a new Ninja Turtles movie. I guess my dreams for a big budget live-action tv adaptation of the IDW comics will have to wait at least another half-decade. That’s fine. I can wait. The reboot…

On a road trip from the great white north down to Texas, my family of 4 stopped at a Whataburger for dinner after waiting at a family-style restaurant to be served, and instead ignored, for 45 minutes. My parents are brown and my sibling and I are white-passing — we were in northern Texas and it was one of my first…

A plethora of extra guys.

Agent inner monologue

I seriously thought the series was about an anthropomorphic duck. I guess because I only knew it by name having never read the books. Kind of wish we had a Ducktective movie instead.

Okay, I have to disagree with this, pretty vehemently. That was not the message of the film at all.

That’s a theatrical moment so thrilling, I can remember the physical feeling of it all these years later.

There’s something about watching his joy at discovering he can do more than he ever imagined. It was really empowering and powerful. And so much damn fun!