So he chooses Fox News, originators of the news alert.

*reads headline
"C'mon Hannity…c'mon Hannity…c'mon Hannity…ah, fuck."

[Cackles villainously]

Jewish Amazonian Princess

[FARTS]

You seem to have given this a lot of thought.

Hap.

He's well known for being a spoiled man-child, so that's just what you call him. And we like to have a laugh at ol' two scoops expense. He likes his steaks well done, which is for rubes [chuckle]. See? It's easy. Try it.

There's no outrage here, sparky.

Dr. President Donald Two Scoops Trump, Esq. gets two scoops, always. The biggest scoops.

Holy FUCK.

Two scoops!

Holy shit, Donald Trump is President? Of the United States? When the hell did this happen?

Ah, they blow through every once in a while, wave their dicks around and tell all us cucks what's what. Soon enough they'll wander off again and go back to jerking off to Apache attack helicopter videos on YouTube.

Okay, sure!

It's been proven in many labs by a number of very intelligent scienticians that the correct answer is actually The Lung.

We're, like, the only two people who feel this way - but we're right and everyone else is wrong.

Well that just ruined my fucking day.

MILF Month is just the best.

The bear ate the other three.