*angrily throws Newton in the trash

See, I'm fully terrified because I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.

Sounds like I'm going to have to steal my whole goddamn music collection again.

The real question is is he that alliterative in conversation? For shame, man.

Jeez.

It's okay to like things.

The Blackfyre rebellions.

Where the fuck is the lamprey pie?

I mean, I hate video games, but this is a bargain.

"most weed tastes like Pine-Sol-coated ass"

Now HERE'S someone who needs some weed.

We're eatin, we're eatin
And I hope this ice cream's gonna last

*pours out some Dippin' Dots for old Spicey*

I wear my Tuesday shoes on Thursday and my Sunday shoes every other Friday.

If I find it I'm going to mail it to her.

The first one will be about his birth!

*The Cathars roll their eyes*

For some reason you spelled "awesome" w-e-i-r-d.

Damn, beaten again.

Eat a 90 piece bucket you can tell…
He's been to cluckin bell