JK Rowling is sorry for the Nite Owl Massacre.

So that's who stole the fucking thing.

Cautiously optimi - HAHAHAHA! nah, not really.

But how much money did he spend on it?

Dick Of Lines

And they get plenty of abortions.

Oh, they get plenty of abortions.

This is why I stopped when I did. I got nothing.

Cryptic? Radiohead? That's weird.

Nah, he's a fargin icehole.

"It's appearing victory."
-Trump

Straight outta 'tina
Crazy motherfucker named Francis

I actually suspect that the milder approach to praising the films is a way of getting out in front of the inevitable hordes of screaming assholes who will invariably show up to shit their pants publicly if you compliment the films with too much enthusiasm.

Bite your tongue right off.

I will always credit Moore with America's wonderful universal health care system.

I haven't read the blurb yet. I'm still just looking at the beginning of the headline and wondering what the fuck planet I'm on.

I got mine. You should probably call LIEberal America Hatred, Inc. HR and find out if there's been some kind of mistake.

I better get on my direct line red phone to George Soros that we all have installed in our homes to report this blasphemy.

Early aughts, if I recall.

He sounds nice.