Adonis DNA.

Jesus Christ, man, Stan Lee. He's an actor.

A guy I used to work with and was pretty reliable claimed to have seen Val Kilmer once in LA. Apparently, my friend was sitting outside at a little cafe or restaurant at the corner of two streets when Kilmer pulled up to the lights, right next to the sidewalk. He was on a large yellow motorcycle and dressed from neck…

My favorite Kilmer role was his brief cameo as an ATM in American Psycho.

New York is endlessly fascinating!

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No. The Vampire Lestat is okay, and is what kept me reading until I finally realized I was just reading a series of bodice-rippers in disguise and finally (thankfully) abandoned it.

This is sort of exciting to me because I think Firestarter is one of King's best novels. Cautiously optimistic.

Every once in awhile I'm reminded that I actually read through five of these fucking novels, and it shames me.

Exactly that, yes. LOL

She married him when he was still Bill Hicks.

I'm sure they're two stalwart American patriots who aren't fooled by all these false flag operations.

I never think to check the byline of a Newswire before I start reading it, and it's always a great moment when you get to that point in the article where you say, "Oh, this must be O'Neal."

Somebody burn this heretic.

Wouldn't want something silly like that to disrupt the verisimilitude of a comic book movie about people with superpowers.

Did he bring wine?

*cocks shotgun

This fuckin guy.

Don't worry, he wandered around in the garden feeling angsty before clicking play.

Yeah, all of this is just silly exaggeration. This isn't a college level course in Dothraki. It's a linguistics class about language creation, which is perfectly reasonable.