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They should have given it a tour of the cockpit.

Sir, this is a Burger King Drive thru.

“First they came for the men dressed as giant furry rabbits, and I did nothing.”

Nobody knew that, including Alan Bean.

*jumps out window

Then Trump should hire him.

It's all just tits and Snuffleupaguses now.

Now I'm going to have nightmares.

Kraft Dinner.

What about Asians taking lots of pictures, is that still current?

Sick of BITCHES and SLUTS looking for a woman who's not a total WHORE. Message me!

I think in all likelihood I will go see this star war.

Your own…personal…Jedi…

Is this the teaser for the teaser or the teaser for the trailer?

Why those slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindlers.

DAMMIT

For Donald, that's an epic.

Sure! I personally think it's a very novel way to approach the apocalypse.

Today's newswire is turning into a parade of bad ideas.