Maybe they just dig monkeys.

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He would've, but it turns out Zamunda is a Muslim majority country, so…

Getting Deported From America

That dude in the middle is high as fuck.

Shame on him for mocking a loathsome little cockroach and praising a candidate he liked. This shit is his fault, really.

Is Kickstarter amenable to facilitating hits?

Hell, it's always a good time.

Snuggles

A Rush and A Push and Oh Dear Morrissey Seems To Have Fallen Time To Cancel 15 Shows

It's all he can do to just hang in there. Way to go George.

Both Isis and Harambe are better than the surname Spjut.

The answer: No

Yes - George Lucas
No - Everyone else

Blue Milk
Directed by Kathryn Bigelow

It's a gritty reboot of Porky's.

It's a hoot. I am hooting.

Nobody expects the Alabama Inquisition.

No, it'll bomb.

That stream sounds about as fun as a Yahoo Serious festival.