I don't think it's necessarily victim blaming to point out the glaringly obvious fact that Shia LaBeouf is fucking insufferable.

LaBeouf. It's what's for dinner.

SHUT UP SVEN!!

Don't tell me what to do, Kirk.

"It's named Bjorn" would be a better punchline.

Totally unexpected and goddamned unfortunate. I will truly miss this wonderful fucker.

Oh fucking fuck me, I didn't even know he was sick.

More like Law and Derp.

Or, as United Calls it, "the personal touch".

http://instantrimshot.com/

I like boobs.

Just What I needed - The Cars
Transatlantic Foe - At the Drive-In
Fade to Black - Metallica
Feed Me With Your Kiss - My Bloody Valentine
S.R.T. - Fudgetunnel

1.) Yeah, y'know, okay.
2.) Inconsiderate pedestrians.
3.) I reread novels I've read 100 times already.
4.) Close-call car accident, age 17.
5.) Better Call Saul, Fargo, Twin Peaks, GoT, and I've been marathoning Forensic Files on YouTube like a motherfucker.
6.) 9
7.) I was hoping for a relatively mundane life. Marriage,…

This is exactly what I said when I went to see La La Land.

Scary ass hell is the worst hell.

I don't think he ever tried acting.

Chuck: First Schlub Part Two

I get disapproving looks from pretty much anyone near me when I do it, but I JUST CAN'T STOP.

[hilariously obscene take on Sir Henry's comment]

While "Higher" plays.