Rolls right off the tongue.

A number of his early movies are quite good. You should see them.

WE'RE HERE! WE'LL DRAG YOU OFF AND BIND YOU UP IN A RESINOUS COCOON TO BREED OUR OFFSPRING WHICH WILL BURST THROUGH YOUR CHEST AND SNUFF OUT YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN LIFE! GET USED TO IT!

I hope to participate in the Million Morph March, myself.

Seems like the main prize should be a trip to Belize.

With all those fingers cut off, why bother?

Turn in your AVC badge and gun.

Sorry, Pairesta, I guess I shouldn't text and drive.

Goddamn it, it's a major award.

*Loni Anderson shrugs, goes back to watching TV*

"I often just come in with a complaint"

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I grew up watching horror movies, so I was pretty calloused to horror and never actually got "scared" watching them even though I enjoyed them immensely. I'll never forget going to see JP in the theater and realizing about halfway through that scene that I was involuntarily gripping the armrests of my seat.

It's weird, they did so well in the test markets in Alabama and Mississippi.

Can you at least stay out of the trash this time?

It just walked up and took a shit on my lawn.

It seems like the philosophy behind this whole franchise is "more of a bad thing".

This is very exciting and definitely warrants two newswires.

I think POTUS tied it for her.

Now that you've put that imagery in my head I want to scrub my brain with lye.