See that's why I've always tried to make the situation much easier by laughing my ass off and making fart sounds with my armpits whenever someone tells me a family member died.

A lot of people think it can't be this simple. It's this simple.

I'll tell you about my CSP rules!

Nah, food's for losers.

Sir, this is a Wendy's drive thru.

Yes, when the professionals fail, send in the incompetents.

I spell it do-nauts.

I love monkeys!

"And he seems to especially hate Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), which again, is probably with good reason."

One of those poor bastards is getting a red one, and they're going to be pissed.

The one with the forced smile.

I guess those early holodecks kind of sucked.

She likes guys with orange hair, not orange skin.

I have still never read the novel, but quite liked the film. I don't know what that means.

P.U.-siers

Aristotle was not Belgian.

"All of those films have small groups of die-hard adherents who are extremely incorrect about the films’ general quality,"

The AV Club

Seth…Sethy…The Seth Man…Seth-a-lama Ding Dong! Makin' jokes…

We fart on this Huckabee.