Wine tasting? Is he back on the sauce?

That gif is the stuff of nightmares.

Live long and blunder.

Why can't we discuss Robotman's long history of antisemitic remarks?

Which happened on a Monday.

Cats are wizards.

Is there a non-union Mexican equivalent for Pimpbot 5000?

"the half-hour comedy will center on a mismatched pair of siblings and their unconventional family."

Yeah, for fucks sake put some effort into your toilet humor.

*drops Don Cheadle at your feet
BOOM, you looking for this?

Brad Pitt is playing Kristy McNichol?

I am outraged by this selective outrage.

Hey, I'm not rocketing across the post-apocalyptic hellscape in a funnycar, here - I'm in my bathroom, pooping in the dark.

I was afraid Trump's stormtroopers had raided the offices and affixed O'Neal's head to a spike.

I think he's just aces. The best. Best President.

Which contains the description of the inner core reincarnated souls' sex orgy - the fiction of nonfiction book?

Get out of here.

They're great if you can avoid the punji sticks and roving packs of feral dogs.

It's the Obama shadow government who are the Russian puppets. Trump is being set up by the Obama People.

He'll never truly die unless we cast the Ring into the Crack of Doom.