"Settle"?!?

If by "help" you mean "hot sex with Emma Stone" then I am all for this intervention.

I just can't shake my muppet fetish.

Oh great, another zombie movie.

He's playing the guy that yells at the space skateboarders.

Stick to feeding on the Prods and we're good.

Think again!

The official position of the Vatican is that witchcraft is bad. However, God just told me he's giving everyone a pass on this one.

Speak for yourself.

He had nothing to do with it, the Naked Chicken Chalupa was his favorite authentic Mexican dish.

I could really go for a famous bowl right now. Sure, that's KFC, but horrible fucking food that I'll still eat is horrible fucking food that I'll still eat.

First Colmes now this?!?

"Can I come?"

I DESPISE him.

I'd have thought he'd be inducted for his stint as Dancin' Homer.

Tarrings and featherings, please.

Together at last.

Fucker's even older than Jackman.

Fucking PETA?

Because the last time you took my cap with you and went around excommunicating people. When you demonstrate that you can show some adult responsibility, the keys will be waiting, buster.