But I'm the cool Pope!

Not…necessarily?

I'm sure everybody here likes orgasms, chocolate, and puppies.

YES. This should tide me over until Twin Peaks.

Yes, thank you - I merely meant that their antipathy toward Catholics was an obviously religion-based bigotry rather than racially-based.

Fuck no, I don't miss that shit in the slightest. I was always so embarrassed. And of course, that only made it worse for me because I was so nervous about going to the counter to effectively say, "Hi, this is what I'm whacking it to tonight" to a total stranger that I'd end up wandering around the store for like an…

I keep forgetting that they've softened on the papists a little.

I don't know but I'm getting the impression that she's kind of a jerk.

Isn't the Klan ostensibly Christian? That's why they're anti-Catholic and antisemitic, yes?

The runway is to the right of where Ford landed. The 737 was holding well short of it. But Ford landed on the taxiway, which he wasn't supposed to do, and ended up flying right over the 737 because of this.

I do! I do!

He wasn't circumcised.

I used to not like that song, but then I saw that New Girl episode and decided that I did like that song.

Leprechauns are real.

…your clothes, your snuff, your ornaments, your glasswear, your pussy cats…

You don't have a Ghost of a chance, there - this is pun country.

Funny Uncle Guy.

The first taste is free.

- Trump

Touché.