thecausticgospel--disqus
thecausticgospel
thecausticgospel--disqus

I said nothing about hiring a sex worker.

I am filled with manly health.

Jones is the little dancing hula lady on the table.

That Trump is some pig.

Super Mutants are gonna be yuge.

I am the walrus.

Person?

He needn't worry, NAMBLA is pledging their support.

Did he compose his resignation letter on a typewriter?

"We do not like that Milo person!"
- Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Gay.

“the first Mummy film in the entire Universal canon with the true power to terrify.”

I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do You.

Mynd you, møøse cock can be pretti nasti.

I knew that mushmouthed son of a bitch was hiding something.

They gave her another show?

Pretty sure he was beaten with a leg of lamb.

Two things.

Do you love me, will you love me forever? Do you need me, will you never leave me?
- Trump, every time he speaks publicly

I'm going to stop shaving my shoulder hair for a month!

That's racist.