Woods porn got me through adolescence.

They just weren't the same without the pictures of beautiful naked women that were somehow completely unarousing.

Stamp collecting?

It used to be a pretty well-respected venue for new writers. Also, boobs.

I hear he gets dizzy spells, nausea, cold sweats, hot sweats, fever blisters, difficulty breathing, difficulty swallowing, blurred vision, involuntary trembling, dead hands, numb lips, fingernail sensitivity, pelvic discomfort…

Maybe they'll do a gender flipped version where Michelle Myers tries to kill Larry Strode.

You broke up with him via a skin of strongwine with "Be careful sweetie!" written on it.

Wait, could you go through it again?

He should have deposed him.

What are we to believe - that this is a magic xylophone or something?

Xylophone.

You jest, but Xhamster has many mormon porn videos with girls in magic underwear, or so someone told me once.

The Gangbanger Proxy

You want a little friend? I can get you a little friend, believe me. Hell, I can get you a little friend by 3 o'clock this afternoon.

Clint Eastwood's really looking forward to that performance of "The Empty Chair".

Whoa, someone get that poor lady a gun!

Would you eat me? I'd eat me. I'd eat me so fast.

It's an entirely different kind of charging.

Poti

And they say we're lazy.